
The lovely Ngaire is an excellent wedding photographer and appeared on Hitched. Ngaire is a brilliant wedding photographer and that she had not met the couple at all until the wedding day was no major problem for her and her fabo skills.


But my post today turns sinister here....

This is the Narrows - I guess where the mighty Waikato River narrows - I was nine and at a family picnic thing. All us kids were in the river paddling and splashing around when I stepped of the sand bank only a metre or so from the rivers edge.
My dad was sitting under the trees (as you can see not far from the edge) and as I drowned, yes freaken' drowned he sat chatting.
Good thing Mags had her eagle eyes on that day. Good thing I have a complete inability to panic, because by the time Mags shouted to Greg (my dad) and he got of his big fat butt, I had swallowed a heap of water (probably got a good fill of algae) and dog paddled my way back to the sand bank.
I remember looking at him as I went under, thinking "WTF?" except that I was nine and thought that bugger was a swear word so I was probably thinking "WTB?" I remember my toes reaching the sand bank, trying to get a grip with my big toe only to feel it falling away under my feet. I remember trying to have enough breath to call out and not having any. I was drowning. I could feel the river pulling me out and north (yeah I find it strange the river flows north, I also find it strange to say going down to the mountains when you have to go up a mountain even though they are south of us) anyway, needless to say I saved myself - story of my life really - and Mags says that it totally wasn't like that but I think she only says that to abdicate any responsibility for this near tragic event in my, and her life.
Oh I forgot -BOTH my parents were LIFEGUARDS!!!!!! Geez louise (also a swear word when I was a kid) shows how much they valued their kids. I guess Mags could still have more kids, except that Greg had a vasectomy by then, you would too after having us kids.