Pukana!

I am quite impressed with the All Blacks haka this evening.

Y'know it's the beginning of the

THE RUGBY WORLD CUP

The biggest thing in the world for the next eight weeks.

You have to understand

nothing,

nothing,

NOTHING

else matters until New Zealand wins

THE RUGBY WORLD CUP.

But back to the haka.

Firstly, to Tonga the opponents.

They cried while singing their national anthem.

It was a beautiful thing.

But their haka, Sipi Tau

is just not that scary.

I think it's the pointing to the horizon,

it's a bit "da plane, da plane!"

It's an island thing.

Now the All Blacks,

 they have been taking pukana lessons.

I tell you if I were opposite Ali Williams when he was doing the haka

I would flee.

That pommy boy has been teached his haka well

In this first game of

THE RUGBY WORLD CUP

Tonga is red.

New Zealand is black.

Hope that helps.

Dan from Southbridge has scored the first points of

THE RUGBY WORLD CUP.

Three of them on a conversion.

The numbers on the All Blacks jerseys are weird.

It's like space invaders numbers.

And what is up with the coloured boots!?!

Ma'a has red boots,

maybe he is secretly Tongan??

Touch.

Pause.

Engage.

Golden words those.

Run Kahui, run!

Like when girls chase your hot self.

And it's Israel Dagg

(not the son of Fred, that's Trev)

That's a TRY!

Dan from Southbridge kicks again.

And he missssssed!

Oh a Tongan player got a rugby ball kicked in his face.

Sore, sore!

Ok I want to watch and my touch typing isn't that good.

We will win

and I have to go txt Sesi to tell her!