Showing posts with label baking cleaning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baking cleaning. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Christmas classics

I think I have enough posts now to make a wee list of Christmas classics for you to return to.

Baking is compulsory at Christmas.
It's a delusional way of thinking you are making inexpensive gifts.
That is lies, lies I tell you.


The other lie is that making gifts is a loving and thought filled joy.
Believe me making cookies, truffles and coconut ice
at 10pm on an evening where the temperatures are hoovering upward
of 28C all the love and thoughtfulness ebbs away rapidly.

Having said that though,
it's like at Christmas you make time to do cool baking.
Baking that you wouldn't normally do
cause it's fiddly, sticky, messy, involves an eye for detail
and patience.
Cathedral Cookies are a fine example of this.

The other thing that I love about Christmas,
I mean other than feeling like I can actually be arsed to do fancy baking,
the other thing is family.
I think its that there are a couple of weeks off.
It's summer and it's almost a new year and a clean slate.
Laughter and teasing fill the air.
Ok some teasing has an edge and a bite,
but why risk it when people are thinking presents.

I think the women in my family have a pretty good sense of humour
about ourselves,
the men have equally as good senses of humour,
just not about themselves.

Stories that just make me wet my pants with laughter
and always will are things like this post
involving Mags, her baking efforts and kitchen disasters.

It's always cool at Christmas time to give back.
Big and small doing good things for others
has wonderful warm fuzzies that go on and on.
It's like a bank that you store up and can make withdrawals when you need to.

Last Christmas my especially gorgeous niece Mem came to stay.
One cold and rainy day probably this very day last year,
we joined a bunch of farmers to fill bags of food to give to
families stuck between earthquakes and hard places.
The food parcels were pretty spectacular.
A roast lamb, kilos of fruit and veges and lots of treats.
Mem even made it onto the front of our local newspaper!
It was a good day to give to others and
reenlist with the Farmy Army.

Two days later the neighbours house was rasied to the ground
and two days after that we had a nasty earthquake
that unsettled all of us.

But giving is always better than receiving.
(another lie, but we'll go with it)
And right now some blokes need a hand.
A while ago I started following this fulla Jimi
on his Odyssey of floating down the very long Waikato river on a lilo.
(if you are like me that movie Lilo and Stitch makes it impossible to say LIE-low)
Jimi suffers from depression.
Floating down the river was his way of helping himself up.
It's a bit odd but I think the saying
"what ever floats your boat' is applicable here.
Some other blokes made a documentary about Jimi and his lilo adventures.
TV3, the awesome people that they are, picked it up
and are showing it on the telly.

This is very cool.
Not so cool is the time slot....
4pm on New Years Eve.
First its a work day and
second that's probably the busiest hour in any off-license in New Zealand
so people are going to standing in queues buy booze
not on the couch watching a doco
that will inspire and uplift.
So here's the teaser of "A Bit Mental"


A Bit Mental - Teaser from Kontent on Vimeo.

Now what I want you to do is go here
and
let TV3 know it's needs a better time slot.
Go on, it's an easy run on the board for doing good.


Saturday, February 4, 2012

cleaning day

Well it was a unpacking/cleaning day.
I still am unpacking from last weekend's
trip away to lovely, cosy Puhoi Valley.

Once I had an epic nap in the morning
and read a book,
the whole book.
It wasn't the one I was in the middle of
so I need to go read that one tonight.

Once all that was done
I decided to exacerbate my dust allergy.
More than half my stuff is still in the garage.
On Friday I ran out of clothes
so I have to get sorted.

Plus all the while I'm thinking about what
I am going to say on Friday night
at the Global Women's dinner.
I received an invite
and then an email asking me to say something.
It'll be fun.

I have a 90 second spot.
That's 270 words.
That's not much.
How the hell do I do this?
I'll figure it out.

Meanwhile I hope the wrinkles fall out of my dresses so
I have something to wear on Friday.
I have a surprise trip to Wellington on Tuesday.
Monday is a holiday.
A sponsor meeting on Wednesday morning.
I can't even imagine Thursday yet.

Monday, December 20, 2010

early

early this morning,

on my first official day off in my Christmas holidays,
I woke up.
That's woke up! woke up,
wide awake woke up.
Where is the justice?
Pleasantly cool before the 28 degree day kicks in
to be followed by three days of 28 degrees and
then on Christmas Day,
the one day when it is totally acceptable to be grumpy, dissatisfied and have a nap
it will be a cool 23.
But back to waking up before the birds and
in my case even before the lambs,
so I baked non-Christmassy baking while it was still cool

Melting Moments with lemon icing and choc banana muffins
and soon as I actually get around to washing the kitchen floor* and have a shower
I''ll go deliver this small bounty of non-Christmassy baking to a friend with lots of kids.
Have decided that Melting Moments are over rated.
I like to bulk bake and when you make the icing sandwiches
it halves the number.
Very technical this baking malarchy.
Cool weather = happy Christmas attitude
* My ambition in life is to wash the floor periodically and I often say I will and don't but today I have left over lolly shards stuck to the floor from Wednesday night and now I have blobs of creamed butter and sugar all over the place including between my toes as the bowl I was using was way too small.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Christmas tools

Last night in my infinite wisdom, I decided to make Cathedral Cookies.

What labour intensive, pain in the neck things they are to make!
Chilling in the dough in the fridge for 30 minutes,
rolling greasy as dough out between slippery baking paper,
double baking the biscuits,
breaking extremely hard boiled lollies for the centre,
avoiding any and all contact with mind blowingly hot liquid boiled lollies,
it was like the most extreme baking I've done in a while
I had to get the hammer out and use the claw to break the lollies!


Then as soon as the lollies were shattered
they got all stuck back together as the air got to them
plus when they finally shattered they flew all over the kitchen
so I had almost invisible shards of lollies stuck to the bottom of my feet,
they may now be in my bed
It was 11pm before I gave up and just ate the rest of the cookie dough,
not ideal.

but they are beautiful

I had to freehand cut the stars cause I only had a little star cutter
but I like the rustic look about them.
And I had to get them made right then cause
Louly is on holiday from today and I wanted her to have some before she went away.

I'll bring the rest for everyone else tomorrow
cause I am a little over these babies.


I now vow to never make these again
I think I've said that before.

If you are set on ignoring my recommendation to not make these cookies the recipe is here

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

back

when I started this blog, I was in the throws of starting Leeston Envirotown.

I had grand plans of adding a daily post of a handy green hint but I couldn't be bothered, actually I realised that like many things environmentalism is pretty shallow in it's application.
So I stopped posting handy green hints.
But I still keep an eye out for simple, traditional cleaning, gardening, homemaking skills.
On Sunday I was feel pretty rotten and fluey
I can always tell how bad it is by my need to clean something,
something usually in desperate need for a clean.
On Sunday it was the bath
and it was bad.
Ages ago I was watching something on the telly, may have been the news, there was an article on a woman who had paid her family debt off by being, wait for this radical idea,
frugal.
One thing the article showed her doing was cleaning her underneath the stove element thingees with dishwash detergent and baking soda, making a paste, slathering it on and letting it sit for a while, then wiping it off. This takes all the gunk off.
My bath wasn't quite that bad but I thought it would work.
I slathered the mix all over the bath, let it sit for as long as I could wait
then jumped in the shower and just washed it all way.
I have a very white and shiny bath now.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Scariest thing I've seen this December

Yep, I think you'll agree this is pretty scary....




It's the kind of scary that jumps out disguised as an ordinary, everyday item

and hits you for six.....

Do you see it??

This milk expires December 24th!

That means Christmas is just a milk shelf life away!

Excuse me I need to go wash my floor, bake cookies and visit teach.

Hmmm may have to revise that order, I'm a messy baker with narrow benches.